Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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