Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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