so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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