So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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