yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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