Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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