What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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