i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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