i barfeds in our rink
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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