Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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