Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Say something about gay babies.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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