Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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