I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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