Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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