Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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