Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Randomize
