love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Porn is love you can see.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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