So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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