How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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