Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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