Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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