turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
