i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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