When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
How does one acquire holy water?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
God, I missed his penis.
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