I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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