I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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