So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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