I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Sober January is a disaster.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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