paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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