I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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