I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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