My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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