Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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