um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
