So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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