Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My liver just had a heart attack.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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