No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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