He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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