is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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