Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I will pee on everything he values.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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