Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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