Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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