Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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