Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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