Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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