How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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