and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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