Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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