i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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