When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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