Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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