It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just high enough for therapy.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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