is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
NoShamevember. You game?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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