what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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