I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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