Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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