He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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