glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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