Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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